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previously on popular...
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The worst betrayal of all.
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your mom is swapping love
with brooke's dad.
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I can't believe we did it
On the kitchen floor.
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Honey, what's wrong?
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I saw my mother and mike mcqueen
Doing it full-on.
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Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
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It's real between them,
You guys.
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I've been a little stressed
Lately. I'll admit that.
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The problem is...
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Her.
Her.
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She's the reason
I'm coming unglued.
She's a liar.
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She's the liar.
She's turning me into somebody
I don't want to be.
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I was fine before she showed up.
My dad and I used to be close...
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Now my mom and I
Barely speak.
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My home used to be my sanctuary.
Now I feel like a stranger.
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You need to keep her
Away from me,
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'cause I have
Officially snapped.
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Next time, when I fight back,
It's not gonna be with cupcakes.
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What are you gonna do,
Kick my ass with hair products?
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I'm sorry.
You asked us a question?
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[principal hall]
Yes, how did this begin?
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You know, we never got
To talk about friday night.
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What did you do while I was
At carmen's slumber party?
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I thought I told you.
Not much, um...
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I just had dinner
With mike.
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That's it?
Sounds kind of dull.
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No, that's it.
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So, what did you do
At the party, honey?
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We watched cinemax after dark.
This really gross movie
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About these parents who
Had this candlelight dinner.
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Turns out their dessert
Is each other, so...
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They clear the table
And do it on the floor.
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It was full-on gnarly.
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And what was this movie called?
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the beast with two backs.
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[exhales sharply]
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I didn't see you
When I got home on friday.
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Did you spend the night
At sam mcpherson's house?
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What's this about?
You checking up on my curfew?
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Dad, be straight with me.
It's really important.
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All right. Yeah,
I spent the night at jane's.
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I'm sorry. I know I told you
I'd be coming home.
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I can deal with the fact
That you're in a relationship.
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I don't like it,
But I can deal with it.
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But we have to be
Honest with each other.
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You remember
The last time we weren't.
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Mom walked out on you.
She walked out on me, too.
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And I was in the dark. And it
Was the lies and covering up
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That made me sick.
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So, dad...
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We have to tell
Each other the truth.
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Okay.
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Okay. You're right.
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No more secrecy, no more
Clandestine slinking around
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From house to house.
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Jane and I have to handle this
Like adults because you guys...
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Well, you're almost adults.
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We're gonna slow this down,
And we're gonna communicate.
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Just what we're doing here.
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So, no more surprises?
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No more surprises.
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Great.
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♪ think it over
once or twice ♪
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♪ what lasts
the longest in this life ♪
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♪ character
or rock-hard thighs ♪
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♪ in the end do you believe ♪
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♪ that beauty lies
in what you see ♪
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♪ 'cause if you do,
then, baby ♪
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♪ you've been deceived ♪
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♪ well, me and b ♪
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♪ we hate supermodels ♪
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♪ it's just that I'm tired
of being compared ♪
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All right, people.
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Here's a phrase that ought to
Freeze the mousse in your hair.
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That's right--
It's midterm.
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Won't be easy.
[all groan]
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What?
Especially for those of you
Who haven't been working.
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You know who you are.
[all groan]
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I hear the moans and groans of
Your generation y whining.
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"Why me?"
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Even though you're the most
Spoiled generation in history.
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I am the original "Town
Without pity," people.
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And for those of you
Feeling swallowed up
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By the pitfalls
Of teen angst,
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May I suggest you follow
Brooke mcqueen's example.
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Miss mcqueen manages
To keep flawless grades
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And still accomplish more work
Each week than most of you do
In a semester.
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She's a winner,
Not a whiner.
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So, let's hit the books,
My bio-lings,
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Because next to creating
Macaroni art,
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My favorite hobby is
Holding people back a grade.
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[chuckling]
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Yo, scrub! What you doing?
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You ain't got enough
Street cred to pull off
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A tiger woods impression.
What's up?
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Since when do you play?
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I've never seen you
At palm coast.
Or are you a bel-air scrub?
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I don't belong to a club.
I'm going to the driving range,
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Whack a few balls before
Studying for the bio midterm.
It helps me focus.
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What do you mean?
I think of golf as
A new type of meditation.
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Ball's your problem. Club, your
Solution. Swing's your clarity.
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Aim to where you want
The problem to land.
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Wow, very zen.
Yeah.
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I never thought of it
Like that.
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We should speed through
The back nine after school,
Help get our focus on.
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Yeah. We'll dress like
Straight-up pimps
For the course.
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All right.
See you.
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Yo, why don't you come with us?
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If you caddy for us,
You can play for free.
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Caddy for you?
Be your little slave?
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Sorry, I think I'd rather
Get my own focus on. Word. Yo.
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I'm just trying to show you what
It's like to live the good life.
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Hi.
Can you believe those guys?
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I am sick of those jocks
Swaggering all over the place
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Leaving a trail
Of privileged slime.
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I'm sick of it.
[laughing]
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[sighing] I know
Exactly how you feel.
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Oh, hey, spam.
Hey, satan.
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I'm glad I caught you before you
Did the laundry at your place.
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Miss glass may think you're
A paragon of virtue,
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But you should know your dad
Isn't. He left his shorts.
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Okay, tippy typewriter, time
For a celebrity death match.
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It's okay, nic.
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If you're referring to friday,
I already know about it.
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No, you don't. I can't even
Get my mom to talk about it.
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Obviously, that's where
Our households differ.
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My father and I have an open
Relationship, and we tell
Each other everything.
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Honesty is a good thing. Expand
Your little paranoid world.
Look into it.
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I'd rather be paranoid
Than naive,
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Not to mention gullible.
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[sam] Miss glass may think
you're a paragon of virtue,
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but you should know
your dad isn't.
he left his shorts.
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There's a charlie's angels
Marathon on cable tonight.
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I gotta get the farrah on,
So let's make it quick.
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Y'all, I so admire
Our miss brooke,
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Even though I'm hurt
She won't study with us,
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'cause she says we talk like
Crows on a telephone pole.
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How does brooke keep it
Together? I'm breaking out,
Yet she's zit-free.
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Brooky is who she is
Because she's so disciplined.
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In her whole life,
She's never had a single
Stress zit, not one.
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God bless brooke.
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And god bless
Meticulous skin care.
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Okay, popita,
I made flash cards.
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Tell me what the word means
'cause we're being tested
On definitions.
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"Paramecium."
Oh, that's a hard one.
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Is an algae-based...
No! Sorry, ding-a-ling.
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It's a single cell. Moving on,
And praying hard for you...
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[gasps] I know this one.
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Gay, fabulously successful
Head designer for gucci.
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Oh! Ding ding ding!
Very good.
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Okay, hi! That's not
Gonna be on the test.
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Well, it should be.
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Why aren't you nervous?
We're gonna flunk this midterm,
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And then we might get
Suspended from cheerleaders.
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We gotta keep up
A high "B" average.
Well, there is an alternative
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That, uh, would keep
Our stress levels
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Way, way low.
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You mean cheat?
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If we did, we could
Rush right home
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And bask in the flip-banged
Glamour of farrah.
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Y'all, operation angels
Is a temptin' notion.
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[all sighing]
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Once upon a time,
There were three little girls
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Who went to
The cheerleading academy.
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[♪♪ charlie's angels theme]
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and they were each assigned
very hazardous duties.
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he took us away from all of
that and inspired us to cheat.
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now, we work for him.
his name is charlie.
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Told you.
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Every day after school, she
Makes herself a banana smoothie.
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You could set a watch
By this monkey's feedings.
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Okay, walkie-talkies.
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Okay, popita,
You follow the beast.
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Mary, stay put. If there's
Problems, buy some time.
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And break.
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Yes.
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Come to farrah.
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Come on, baby.
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The beast is on the loose.
I repeat:
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the beast is on the loose.
we're gonna fry.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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[popita] Hurry up.
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Oh, god, oh, god, oh, god.
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Uh, miss glass, sir...
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I have a question for you
On this fine afternoon.
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What is it, cherry?
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I was just wondering, uh...
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Biologically speaking,
Mm.
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What are the pros and cons
Of feminine douching?
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[mary and miss glass
Talking]
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Come on, come on.
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[talking continues]
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That's why it can't be
Top-of-the-morning
Feminine freshness.
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Yes, sir.
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[bell ringing]
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You guys, do you have
Any concealer?
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Honey, what is
The matter with you?
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You sit off by yourself,
Steeping in your problems.
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We're your friends.
Talk to us.
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I'm just feeling stressed.
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It's josh, and trying
To keep that perfect.
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It's my g.P.A.
It's my family situation...
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This midterm is looming.
I hope you studied for this,
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Because we can't afford to
Lose anyone for homecoming.
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Sweetheart, as co-captain,
I've taken care of that.
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Feast your big
Baby hazels on this.
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Mmm...
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You have the answers
To the bio test?
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Nic, that's cheating.
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"Cheating" is
Such an ugly word.
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This is more like
Homecoming insurance.
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Do it for yourself.
Do it for the team.
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Even if you felt a little
Freedom from your problems...
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[toilet flushing]
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Good luck studying
For bio, guys,
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Not that you'll need it.
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[exhales slowly]
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Well, that's it.
I'm dead.
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Barring an act of god,
I'm gonna fail bio.
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I fell asleep after work last
Night, and I got nothing done.
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You think you're in trouble?
I studied the wrong chapters.
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What?
Okay, we have to focus here.
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If the cheerleaders cheat,
It will throw the curve off
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And we will all fail.
None of you have to fail.
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All you have to do
To pass with flying colors...
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We're going
With the emory scheme.
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Just buy one of
My instant excuse letters.
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Guaranteed to get you
Out of any test.
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Comes complete with
Doctor's forged signature.
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How in the world do you think
This crap up? Thank you, no.
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Guys, what should I do
About this stolen test?
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Should I report it
To miss glass?
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If you don't mind
Being a rat.
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You're reinforcing a stereotype
For an entire species.
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You guys are not helping.
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Sam...
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00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:10,214
I don't trust that little bitch.
She's gonna bust us.
239
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:14,752
She better not. I'll lose
Gulfstream privileges,
And I will not fly commercial.
240
00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:17,488
Stop panicking, and think.
241
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:20,491
She has no physical proof on us.
She only overheard us.
242
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,760
It's her word against mine.
243
00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:25,696
I hate to say this,
But if you get in trouble,
244
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:29,200
You have no one to blame
But yourselves. Bye.
245
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,772
We can't tolerate
Cheating, right?
246
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:37,175
Especially from a person...
247
00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:41,212
People who build their entire
Rep around this false idea
248
00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:42,613
Of total honesty.
249
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:43,614
Right?
250
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:46,684
I understand
Your passion, sam,
251
00:14:46,752 --> 00:14:49,553
But you have to be
Careful here.
252
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:52,756
We both know how damaging
False allegations can be.
253
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,993
But they have the test.
I heard them.
254
00:14:55,061 --> 00:15:00,364
Just remember, it's not
The truth until you have proof.
255
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:03,467
Okay? So, take it slow
256
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,769
And keep your antenna up.
257
00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:08,939
Thanks.
258
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:21,652
I'm starving.
We must have burned off,
Like, a thousand ca--
259
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,654
[mike] Brooke made
These brownies last night.
260
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:25,456
Um, mike...
261
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:29,928
Brooke.
262
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:33,097
What are you doing here?
You're supposed to be
At cheerleading.
263
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,266
Brooke, listen,
264
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,235
This is all my fault.
Jane...
265
00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:41,072
I can't believe this.
266
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,274
Hold on a second, honey.
No, dad.
267
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:45,043
you hold on.
268
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,145
You said we were gonna
Be honest,
269
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:50,080
And there wasn't gonna be
Any more sneaking around.
270
00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:53,817
You lied to me.
271
00:15:58,924 --> 00:16:00,691
Again.
272
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:04,895
Brooke...
Stop it!
273
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,130
Brooke, please...
274
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,007
Dead teen walking.
275
00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:23,581
I refuse to flunk this test.
276
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:26,984
I will not let my father's
lies make me a victim.
277
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,056
stay cool. You can do this.
278
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:35,793
you studied hard.
you got your golf zen on.
279
00:16:35,861 --> 00:16:39,029
relax and focus.
280
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:45,536
emory's instant excuse
letter cost me $150.
281
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:48,639
for that, he should have
let me read it in advance
282
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:49,840
instead of sealing it.
283
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:52,209
gosh, I hope this works.
284
00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:59,217
jennifer lopez has no shame.
285
00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:02,753
if I had an ass that big,
I would never leave the house.
286
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,823
[grunting]
287
00:17:05,891 --> 00:17:07,525
thank you.
288
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,696
gotta stay calm.
keep the antenna up.
289
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:14,465
what does that mean?
I'm gonna tank on this test.
290
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:17,335
I spent so much time worrying
about catching brooke cheating
291
00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:19,537
that I couldn't study.
292
00:17:23,142 --> 00:17:24,908
[girl screaming]
293
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,112
[maniacal laughter]
294
00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:29,980
[bell ringing]
Test time.
295
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:47,398
Um, miss glass, I have an excuse
Letter that you should read.
296
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:49,033
Great.
297
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:51,269
I'm a big fan
Of parental etching.
298
00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:58,976
"Dear miss glass, please excuse
My patient, carmen ferrara,
299
00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:02,246
"From bio midterm today,
On account of the fact
300
00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:05,315
That she has a distended anus."
301
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:07,618
[all laughing]
302
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,422
You too, huh?
303
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:14,925
That which does not kill us
Makes us stronger.
304
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:16,661
Enjoy the test.
305
00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:23,634
[cracking]
306
00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:35,245
[no audible
Dialogue]
307
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,384
[no audible dialogue]
308
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:43,887
[sam clearing throat]
309
00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:46,957
[miss glass] Mcpherson,
310
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:49,359
Eyes on your own paper.
311
00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:00,270
Okay, people, that's it.
312
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,048
[bell ringing]
313
00:19:11,116 --> 00:19:13,551
Read 'em and weep,
My little specimens.
314
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:17,254
Here you go.
Next time, try studying.
315
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:20,258
Oh, how ironic.
316
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:24,094
Here's a "D" to go with your "D"
For "Distended anus" ferrara.
317
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:29,167
I expected more
From you, mcpherson.
318
00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:31,301
Impressive as always.
319
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:34,405
That must feel pretty good, huh?
It does, thanks.
320
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:37,641
By the way, sour grapes
Is a great color on you.
321
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,344
Well done, ladies.
322
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:43,146
You all got a's.
323
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:46,384
I see we have
A smart squad this year.
324
00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:50,954
Yo, s.D. Scores a tall "B".
I'm not greedy.
325
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:55,225
Were you kicked in the head as
A child? Keep your mouth shut.
326
00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:57,895
[sugar daddy]
I'm just saying.
327
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,466
[bell ringing]
328
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:07,605
Come back here,
You creepy salesman!
329
00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:11,008
I got a c-minus.
This can't be happening.
330
00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:12,443
My life is hideous.
331
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,445
They cheated en masse--
Brooke, nicole, the jocks--
332
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,280
And it threw off the curve.
333
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,015
We have got to go after them.
334
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:21,351
No, you go after them.
I have to go to work.
335
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:23,921
Mr. Clucks may be
All I've got.
336
00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:29,359
I'm on to you.
337
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:46,009
Okay, all you gotta do
Is get sugar daddy talking.
338
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:49,379
Tape recorder will do the rest,
And then we'll have proof.
339
00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:52,215
This is ridiculous.
How do you think I'm
Gonna pull this off?
340
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:55,085
They want you to caddy.
Walk up, say you reconsidered.
341
00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:57,220
I don't know.
342
00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:59,290
You yourself said
You're tired of slipping
343
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:02,392
In the privileged slime
Trail they leave behind.
344
00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:04,394
They're taking us all down.
345
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,734
You're my hero.
346
00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:11,902
Seriously.
347
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:13,704
I'm off the record, right?
348
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,039
You will not get busted.
349
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,776
No names will be used
To protect the heroic.
350
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:20,911
Hmmm...
Bye.
351
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,622
[sugar daddy] Fore!
352
00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:34,592
Damn!
Dead again!
353
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:37,695
Hey, harrison, I gotta thank
You, give you some props.
354
00:21:37,763 --> 00:21:38,896
For what?
355
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,164
This golfing idea
To de-stress and zen out.
356
00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:43,233
I might start
Doing it regularly.
357
00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:51,475
Ball and a half
On the right. Firm.
358
00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:53,443
Think so?
Yeah, definitely.
359
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,946
All right.
360
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:04,488
Oh!
Swoosh!
361
00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:05,956
Nothing but net, baby.
362
00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:09,327
Nice read, harrison. We should
Bring this guy every time.
363
00:22:09,395 --> 00:22:10,594
H-man's a straight-up
Mac-caddy.
364
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:13,897
Not as a caddy,
As a player.
365
00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:15,699
What do you think of that?
366
00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:26,076
How'd you guys do
On the bobbi glass test?
367
00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:27,645
Aced it.
368
00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:30,681
Took a tall "B".
Or, should I say,
Nicole took it for me.
369
00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,315
What are you talking about?
370
00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:36,419
Yo, she stole the test.
Her and mary cherry
Hooked me up good.
371
00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:38,822
You cheated?
That wasn't very smart.
372
00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:41,158
If they catch you,
You're off the team.
373
00:22:41,226 --> 00:22:43,193
I wasn't the only one
Who cheated.
374
00:22:43,262 --> 00:22:45,663
What about brooke?
Did brooke cheat?
375
00:22:45,731 --> 00:22:47,865
Yo, I never said
Brooke cheated.
376
00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:50,433
It doesn't sound like brooke.
She's the straight-a girl.
377
00:22:52,672 --> 00:22:53,971
I'm disappointed in you.
378
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:56,640
You got it right.
What I did wasn't clean.
379
00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,041
I'm sorry.
380
00:22:58,110 --> 00:23:00,243
Yo, it won't happen
Again, I promise.
381
00:23:00,312 --> 00:23:01,579
All right.
382
00:23:01,647 --> 00:23:03,847
Let's get some eats,
And you're buying.
383
00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:05,883
Shonuf.
384
00:23:05,951 --> 00:23:08,118
[josh]
Harrison, you coming or what?
385
00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:10,921
Uh, yeah, sure.
386
00:23:17,863 --> 00:23:19,997
[bell ringing]
387
00:23:21,467 --> 00:23:22,933
[sam] Harrison.
388
00:23:23,869 --> 00:23:24,802
Excuse me.
389
00:23:24,871 --> 00:23:26,169
Hey.
390
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:29,106
So, how did it go?
You never called me back.
391
00:23:29,174 --> 00:23:32,009
What about the tape?
Did you bring up the test?
392
00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:33,643
Yeah, of course, but...
393
00:23:33,713 --> 00:23:34,945
Nothing.
394
00:23:35,014 --> 00:23:36,313
What?
395
00:23:36,381 --> 00:23:40,217
Sugar daddy was dying to
Tell the world. I heard him.
396
00:23:40,285 --> 00:23:41,919
I know he cheated.
397
00:23:41,987 --> 00:23:44,287
Yeah, well,
Josh didn't cheat.
398
00:23:44,356 --> 00:23:45,655
That I know for sure.
399
00:23:45,725 --> 00:23:48,592
This is me. Don't you start
Lying to me, too...
400
00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:49,927
Knock it off already.
401
00:23:49,995 --> 00:23:53,330
As bad as cheating is,
Is taping stuff any different?
402
00:23:53,398 --> 00:23:56,534
In both cases,
You're stealing information
That doesn't belong to you.
403
00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:59,970
And besides, the popular people
Are not all monsters.
404
00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:01,839
Just leave it alone.
405
00:24:01,907 --> 00:24:04,975
Yo, h-man. You going
To bio class, or what?
406
00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:08,311
Yeah.
407
00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:10,280
[sugar daddy]
Come on. Let's go.
408
00:24:41,914 --> 00:24:43,280
[bell ringing]
409
00:24:46,719 --> 00:24:49,252
Brooke, I need
To ask you something.
410
00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:52,389
Did you get the answers from
Nicole before the bio test?
411
00:24:52,457 --> 00:24:53,390
What?
412
00:24:53,458 --> 00:24:54,725
Did you cheat?
413
00:24:56,428 --> 00:24:58,829
I can't believe
You're asking me that.
414
00:24:58,898 --> 00:25:01,699
I know how tight
You are with nicole,
And she stole the test,
415
00:25:01,767 --> 00:25:05,669
And I know things have been
Crazy for you at home.
416
00:25:05,738 --> 00:25:09,673
My dad may be dishonest, but it
Doesn't mean that I am, okay?
417
00:25:11,076 --> 00:25:13,110
Brooke?
[brooke panting]
418
00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:14,244
Babe?
419
00:25:14,313 --> 00:25:15,979
[echoing]
What's wrong?
420
00:25:17,449 --> 00:25:20,184
Brooke? What's wrong?
421
00:25:20,252 --> 00:25:22,352
You okay?
You okay?
422
00:25:22,421 --> 00:25:24,855
You okay? You okay?
423
00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:27,090
Miss mcqueen,
Are you using drugs?
424
00:25:27,159 --> 00:25:29,259
Pills, crank, dope,
Smack, juice?
425
00:25:29,328 --> 00:25:31,962
I'm not on drugs.
I would never do that.
426
00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:35,165
Nurse glass, why did I
Have this attack?
427
00:25:35,234 --> 00:25:37,100
I am no doctor, but I'd say
428
00:25:37,169 --> 00:25:39,770
The pressures
The average teen faces today--
429
00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:42,906
It's good a reason as any
To feel like crap.
430
00:25:42,975 --> 00:25:45,208
You've got grades, college
Worries, family difficulties,
431
00:25:45,277 --> 00:25:47,710
Identity crisis,
Hormonal changes...
432
00:25:47,780 --> 00:25:50,648
The fact that you deal
With all these
433
00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:52,783
And still continue
To brilliantly accessorize...
434
00:25:52,852 --> 00:25:54,552
Miss mcqueen,
Color me impressed.
435
00:25:54,620 --> 00:25:58,221
Would you like me to call your
Dad to have him pick you up?
436
00:25:58,290 --> 00:26:01,191
There's nothing like
The comforts of home.
437
00:26:03,362 --> 00:26:05,295
It's not my home anymore.
438
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:10,333
[bell ringing]
439
00:26:11,036 --> 00:26:12,302
Mr. Grant.
440
00:26:12,771 --> 00:26:13,704
Hey.
441
00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:15,405
Sorry, sorry...
442
00:26:15,474 --> 00:26:16,606
Mr. Grant, hi.
443
00:26:16,675 --> 00:26:19,409
I got a message
You wanted to see me.
444
00:26:19,478 --> 00:26:22,145
I had a breakthrough
In the cheating story.
445
00:26:22,214 --> 00:26:24,614
A friend went under cover
And got a taped confession
446
00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:26,984
Of one of the cheaters
Admitting the whole thing.
447
00:26:27,053 --> 00:26:28,786
It's confirmed.
Nicole julian stole the test
448
00:26:28,854 --> 00:26:32,155
And gave it to all her jock
And cheerleading pals.
449
00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:33,958
So, you ready
To move forward?
450
00:26:34,026 --> 00:26:37,360
Yeah, but as a courtesy,
451
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:40,530
I have to talk to my source
And make sure they're prepared.
452
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,565
Okay. Let me know.
Okay.
453
00:26:46,405 --> 00:26:49,272
I could not believe my ears.
That girl is possessed.
454
00:26:49,341 --> 00:26:52,142
She's satan herself.
This is a disaster.
455
00:26:52,211 --> 00:26:54,378
We're gonna be humiliated
In front of everybody.
456
00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:58,481
What do you mean we?
You didn't cheat, remember?
457
00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:02,019
Great news, you guys.
458
00:27:03,222 --> 00:27:05,222
Those abercrombie and bitches
Are going down.
459
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:07,157
What?
[carmen] What do you mean?
460
00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:09,627
Check out tomorrow's paper.
The cheaters will be outed,
461
00:27:09,695 --> 00:27:11,394
The crooked curve
Will be repaired,
462
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:13,797
And joy will be returned
To slinging mudville.
463
00:27:13,866 --> 00:27:15,999
We could all wind up
Getting b's.
464
00:27:16,068 --> 00:27:19,302
Oh, my god,
I love this.
Oh, my god.
465
00:27:19,371 --> 00:27:22,840
Have you guys seen harrison?
I've got to talk to him.
466
00:27:22,908 --> 00:27:24,441
There's harrison.
467
00:27:27,412 --> 00:27:30,180
Check it out. Your mom's
Sleeping with the enemy,
468
00:27:30,249 --> 00:27:31,982
And, apparently,
He's dining with them.
469
00:27:33,585 --> 00:27:34,584
Bye.
470
00:27:34,654 --> 00:27:36,419
Try out
For the golf team.
471
00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:39,523
I never thought of golf
As a team sport.
472
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,892
Um, hey, can I talk to you?
473
00:27:42,962 --> 00:27:45,462
Not right now.
I'm kind of busy.
474
00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:51,434
[josh]
That a boy, harrison.
475
00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:53,337
[sugar daddy] My man.
476
00:27:54,306 --> 00:27:55,405
[knocking]
477
00:27:55,975 --> 00:27:56,906
Run it.
478
00:28:03,082 --> 00:28:06,883
You can wash them as much as you
Want. They'll never be clean.
479
00:28:06,952 --> 00:28:08,918
I appreciate your
Lady macbeth tribute.
480
00:28:08,988 --> 00:28:11,654
Don't you ever get tired
Of hating me?
481
00:28:11,723 --> 00:28:13,756
Sometimes.
Then I remind myself
482
00:28:13,825 --> 00:28:16,794
That you're a liar
And that you and your father
Are ruining my life,
483
00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:20,297
And that gets me
Back on track.
484
00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:22,532
Sam, please don't run
This article.
485
00:28:28,107 --> 00:28:30,107
Fine.
486
00:28:30,176 --> 00:28:33,743
I'll do that when you step up
And admit to my face
487
00:28:33,813 --> 00:28:36,046
That you're a hypocrite
And you cheated.
488
00:28:39,518 --> 00:28:40,951
Okay.
489
00:28:43,288 --> 00:28:47,057
I cheated,
And I'm a hypocrite.
490
00:28:51,363 --> 00:28:52,729
I'm not myself anymore.
491
00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:58,268
I haven't been...
492
00:28:58,337 --> 00:29:01,138
Since our parents got together.
493
00:29:01,207 --> 00:29:03,773
And this week,
It was the worst.
494
00:29:06,478 --> 00:29:11,215
I saw your mom and my dad
In my kitchen,
495
00:29:11,283 --> 00:29:13,450
And they had just had sex.
496
00:29:15,854 --> 00:29:20,791
Uh, I saw them doing it
At my house, too.
497
00:29:24,296 --> 00:29:25,895
Did you feel betrayed?
498
00:29:28,367 --> 00:29:30,633
Yeah.
499
00:29:30,702 --> 00:29:32,135
Yeah.
500
00:29:32,204 --> 00:29:35,838
I tried to study that night,
And I couldn't.
501
00:29:35,907 --> 00:29:39,476
And then the next morning,
I felt all this pressure,
502
00:29:39,544 --> 00:29:41,711
And I cracked.
503
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,947
And I broke into
Nicole's locker
504
00:29:44,016 --> 00:29:46,750
And looked at the master
For the bio test.
505
00:29:53,225 --> 00:29:54,958
Nobody knows but you.
506
00:29:57,762 --> 00:30:00,563
Why are you telling me
These things?
507
00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:02,432
You hate my guts.
508
00:30:05,837 --> 00:30:08,471
I guess, in a strange way,
509
00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:12,475
You're the only person
That understands
What I'm going through.
510
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:16,413
Yeah.
511
00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:27,457
It's not so easy when
You start losing respect
For your parents, huh?
512
00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:32,662
Especially when they're
The only one that you've got.
513
00:30:38,404 --> 00:30:42,039
I'm not gonna run
That article, brooke.
514
00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:47,510
You know what?
Maybe you should.
515
00:30:47,579 --> 00:30:50,213
I cheated, and I
Deserve what I get.
516
00:30:50,282 --> 00:30:52,950
No.
517
00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:55,285
I don't think either of us
518
00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:57,754
Deserve what we're
Going through.
519
00:30:58,623 --> 00:30:59,623
You know?
520
00:31:01,026 --> 00:31:02,125
I guess.
521
00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:09,233
Hey, sam.
522
00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:12,502
I was wrong about you.
523
00:31:15,907 --> 00:31:17,474
I'm really sorry.
524
00:31:26,952 --> 00:31:27,884
Hey.
525
00:31:27,952 --> 00:31:29,719
Hey, sammie.
What do you need?
526
00:31:29,788 --> 00:31:32,722
The plates for the next
Issue of zapruter.
I'm killing a story.
527
00:31:32,791 --> 00:31:35,192
Sorry, sammie,
Papers are gone.
528
00:31:37,129 --> 00:31:38,461
Very funny, snuff.
529
00:31:38,530 --> 00:31:40,797
We never print 'til midnight,
And I'm way early.
530
00:31:40,865 --> 00:31:42,799
Can I have the plate, please?
531
00:31:42,867 --> 00:31:46,536
Mr. Grant said there was
A hot scoop and we should rush,
532
00:31:46,605 --> 00:31:47,704
So I did.
533
00:31:47,772 --> 00:31:51,608
Papers went for distribution
About 15 minutes ago.
534
00:31:53,712 --> 00:31:54,977
Okay.
535
00:32:09,228 --> 00:32:12,595
Not even a snake's belly is
Lower than you are, narc.
536
00:32:12,664 --> 00:32:14,464
[nicole]
Time for a name change.
537
00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:17,100
From tippy typewriter
To shasta mcnasty narc.
538
00:32:19,305 --> 00:32:21,338
You're dead, narcoholic.
539
00:32:26,010 --> 00:32:27,210
You used us.
540
00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:29,713
We gave you a chance
To rise above dweebdom,
541
00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:31,914
And you dweebed out.
Wait a minute.
542
00:32:31,984 --> 00:32:35,385
You denying it?
Look me in the eye,
And tell me you didn't do it.
543
00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:37,053
I'm not gonna lie to you.
544
00:32:37,122 --> 00:32:40,290
I taped you, but it's
Not what you think.
I got used myself.
545
00:32:40,359 --> 00:32:43,660
I thought you were okay.
Got any wires under that shirt?
546
00:32:43,728 --> 00:32:45,728
Don't touch me.
Don't ever touch me.
547
00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:46,863
Yeah?
548
00:32:48,033 --> 00:32:49,999
Take him out, josh.
Take him out.
549
00:32:50,068 --> 00:32:53,303
[all]
Fight! Fight! Fight!
550
00:32:53,372 --> 00:32:54,337
Kick his ass!
551
00:32:54,406 --> 00:32:57,174
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight!
552
00:32:57,242 --> 00:32:59,642
[sugar daddy]
Josh, you got him!
Bring him down!
553
00:32:59,711 --> 00:33:01,778
Stop it! This is insane.
554
00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:06,983
Come on, sugar.
555
00:33:10,755 --> 00:33:13,923
Harrison, I'm so sorry...
I can't talk to you right now.
556
00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:17,527
I don't know if I ever
Want to talk to you again.
557
00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:33,643
Hey, pookie.
558
00:33:33,712 --> 00:33:35,412
You okay?
559
00:33:35,481 --> 00:33:36,579
Honey?
560
00:33:36,648 --> 00:33:39,349
Oh. Thanks.
561
00:33:39,418 --> 00:33:41,251
Um...
562
00:33:42,487 --> 00:33:45,622
No, I'm, um, not okay.
563
00:33:46,692 --> 00:33:49,392
Um, am I missing
Something here?
564
00:33:49,461 --> 00:33:52,194
I'm the one who got
Nailed in the article.
565
00:33:52,263 --> 00:33:55,665
Mcscum mcpherson even named me:
"The ringleader of the theft
566
00:33:55,734 --> 00:33:57,901
Is a beautiful, blonde,
Popular cheerleader."
567
00:33:57,969 --> 00:34:01,037
She was talking about me.
568
00:34:01,106 --> 00:34:03,206
I, um...
569
00:34:05,677 --> 00:34:08,712
I took the exam out
Of your locker, nic,
570
00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:09,712
And...
571
00:34:10,849 --> 00:34:15,852
And I cheated,
And then I confessed to sam.
572
00:34:18,122 --> 00:34:19,989
She set me up.
573
00:34:22,093 --> 00:34:23,660
See, she, um...
574
00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:27,964
She was bluffing about having
Information about the cheating,
575
00:34:28,032 --> 00:34:30,633
And used the fact
That I was feeling vulnerable
576
00:34:30,702 --> 00:34:33,102
To get the information
Out of me.
577
00:34:35,474 --> 00:34:37,740
So, um...
578
00:34:37,809 --> 00:34:38,975
I...
579
00:34:40,312 --> 00:34:43,680
Did this to you.
580
00:34:45,884 --> 00:34:47,249
God, I'm sorry.
581
00:34:57,763 --> 00:35:00,129
Brooke,
I tried to stop it.
582
00:35:00,199 --> 00:35:02,265
Congratulations, sam.
583
00:35:02,334 --> 00:35:04,934
You said I was naive
And gullible to trust,
584
00:35:05,003 --> 00:35:06,936
And you proved me right.
585
00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:09,472
Okay, people, listen up.
586
00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:13,310
There are serious allegations
In this week's zapruder reporter
587
00:35:13,378 --> 00:35:16,813
That cheating may have
Occurred on my midterm.
588
00:35:16,881 --> 00:35:18,215
So...
589
00:35:18,283 --> 00:35:20,317
Cheaters...
590
00:35:20,385 --> 00:35:22,219
Step forward.
591
00:35:25,190 --> 00:35:27,891
It'll be much worse
If you wait.
592
00:35:32,063 --> 00:35:35,732
[miss glass] Fine,
Let me rephrase my wrath.
593
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,768
Somebody better step forward
Now, or the whole class fails.
594
00:35:38,837 --> 00:35:40,703
[all gasping, groaning]
595
00:35:42,707 --> 00:35:44,173
[miss glass]
What's the matter?
596
00:35:44,243 --> 00:35:47,143
Our little cheaters bashful?
597
00:35:47,211 --> 00:35:48,512
According to the paper,
598
00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:52,149
The ringleader's a popular
Blonde cheerleader.
599
00:35:53,351 --> 00:35:56,385
Ring any bells, queen bee?
Buzz, buzz.
600
00:36:00,759 --> 00:36:02,024
[nicole] I admit it.
601
00:36:02,093 --> 00:36:03,993
I cheated.
602
00:36:04,062 --> 00:36:06,163
So book me.
603
00:36:06,231 --> 00:36:08,331
Anybody else?
Nope, that about covers it.
604
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,367
[miss glass]
Very well, then. Miss julian,
605
00:36:10,435 --> 00:36:12,101
A.K.A. Dirty cheater,
606
00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:14,704
Please wait in
The lonely corridor,
607
00:36:14,773 --> 00:36:16,172
While I summon principal hall.
608
00:36:21,913 --> 00:36:25,815
You have committed
A serious offense, miss julian,
609
00:36:25,884 --> 00:36:29,051
And you can be sure
I will not tolerate cheating.
610
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:33,122
Do you have any explanation
To offer for your actions?
611
00:36:33,192 --> 00:36:35,825
Is this the part where
I'm supposed to apologize
612
00:36:35,894 --> 00:36:38,328
Because I'm a teenager,
And under stress,
613
00:36:38,397 --> 00:36:40,497
And nobody understands me?
614
00:36:40,565 --> 00:36:42,565
I'm not gonna do that,
Principal hall.
615
00:36:42,634 --> 00:36:45,202
Let me fill you in
On my world view.
616
00:36:45,270 --> 00:36:49,138
My dad cheated on my mom, and
Vice versa. I grew up with it.
617
00:36:49,208 --> 00:36:51,674
Recently, I read that
Over 70% of the population
618
00:36:51,743 --> 00:36:53,210
Cheated on their taxes.
619
00:36:53,278 --> 00:36:56,145
I came of age in a decade
Ruled by a president
620
00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:59,115
Who told the nation that
He cheated in several forums.
621
00:36:59,184 --> 00:37:01,050
He was never punished.
622
00:37:01,119 --> 00:37:04,421
His popularity ratings improved.
623
00:37:06,825 --> 00:37:08,858
So am I sorry I cheated?
624
00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:11,160
Hell, no, I'm not sorry.
625
00:37:11,230 --> 00:37:13,496
I'm the norm.
626
00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:17,867
But you are feeling stressed,
Correct? Overextended?
627
00:37:17,936 --> 00:37:19,936
I'm a type "A".
Absolutely.
628
00:37:20,004 --> 00:37:22,706
Perhaps I can
Lighten your load.
629
00:37:22,774 --> 00:37:24,874
As punishment
For your cheating,
630
00:37:24,943 --> 00:37:29,011
I am revoking your participation
In homecoming next week.
631
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,347
You can't do that.
632
00:37:30,415 --> 00:37:33,015
Ooh, you watch me!
633
00:37:39,524 --> 00:37:40,757
You cheated, didn't you?
634
00:37:43,995 --> 00:37:45,695
Yeah, I did.
635
00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:47,364
So you lied to me.
636
00:37:47,432 --> 00:37:50,099
You want to know the only
Thing worse than that?
637
00:37:50,168 --> 00:37:53,069
Is not taking
Responsibility for it.
638
00:37:53,137 --> 00:37:56,205
Not cool, brooke.
Not cool.
639
00:38:17,528 --> 00:38:20,463
Nic, I'm sorry.
I should have stood up with you.
640
00:38:20,532 --> 00:38:22,399
Criticize my grooming, anything.
641
00:38:22,467 --> 00:38:24,434
I just can't take
The silent treatment.
642
00:38:24,503 --> 00:38:28,004
Sorry you've been benched.
It's a loss for me
And the school.
643
00:38:28,072 --> 00:38:33,175
I just hope the lesson of
Today's afterschool special
Is clear to you--
644
00:38:33,244 --> 00:38:35,912
Cheaters never prosper.
645
00:38:37,348 --> 00:38:41,017
You can run, but you can't hide,
Emory. Distended anus?
646
00:38:41,085 --> 00:38:44,821
You are gonna pay for that,
Literally. I want my $150 back.
647
00:38:44,889 --> 00:38:46,022
I can't. All right?
648
00:38:46,090 --> 00:38:48,925
I'm so stressed
That I spent it
649
00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:50,092
On aromatherapy candles.
650
00:38:57,402 --> 00:38:58,334
Hey.
651
00:39:03,775 --> 00:39:06,376
Eventually you're gonna
Have to talk to me.
652
00:39:06,445 --> 00:39:08,478
I didn't mean
For this to happen.
653
00:39:08,547 --> 00:39:11,147
But it did, sam.
Own it.
654
00:39:11,215 --> 00:39:13,816
I am so sick of you
And your agenda.
655
00:39:13,885 --> 00:39:16,653
All you do is plot to
Bring down brooke mcqueen.
656
00:39:16,721 --> 00:39:20,023
You're possessed. If things are
Really so bad at home, run away.
657
00:39:20,091 --> 00:39:23,292
At least give us a break.
That is so cold.
658
00:39:23,362 --> 00:39:26,963
You lied, too. You told me you
Didn't have anything on tape,
659
00:39:27,032 --> 00:39:29,499
But you did, so climb down
Off your cross.
660
00:39:29,568 --> 00:39:32,702
You're upset because I dared
To hang out with somebody
661
00:39:32,771 --> 00:39:34,971
Not from this group,
Not pre-approved by you.
662
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:38,140
And it makes you feel insecure
Because it makes you wonder
If you don't fit in.
663
00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:39,976
Listen, social-climber,
664
00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:42,679
If you'd invest half
As much time to loyalty
As you do brown-nosing
665
00:39:42,748 --> 00:39:45,849
To people you don't know,
Let alone like, we wouldn't
Be having this argument.
666
00:39:45,917 --> 00:39:49,819
You guys, come on.
I can't take this anymore.
My nerves are fried.
667
00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:53,155
Just stop it, okay?
Be civil.
668
00:39:57,962 --> 00:39:59,295
[all gasp]
669
00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:07,904
Let me guess...
670
00:40:07,972 --> 00:40:09,372
You're sorry?
671
00:40:09,441 --> 00:40:10,940
You didn't mean it.
672
00:40:11,009 --> 00:40:13,275
I confided in you.
673
00:40:13,344 --> 00:40:15,377
That was a big mistake,
Huh, sam?
674
00:40:15,447 --> 00:40:19,248
You're such a sneaky liar,
And I am through
675
00:40:19,317 --> 00:40:22,886
With you hurting me
And the people I care about.
676
00:40:23,822 --> 00:40:27,223
♪ war
yeah ♪
677
00:40:27,291 --> 00:40:30,059
♪ what is it good for
absolutely nothing ♪
678
00:40:30,128 --> 00:40:32,729
Now your true colors
Come shining though.
679
00:40:32,797 --> 00:40:34,130
Yep.
680
00:40:34,198 --> 00:40:37,600
I am so glad I didn't fold
Because of your sob story.
681
00:40:37,669 --> 00:40:40,603
You shallow, vain cheater.
682
00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:44,707
[brooke] Oh!
683
00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:45,875
That's it!
684
00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:50,847
Food fight!
685
00:40:52,884 --> 00:40:56,318
[all shouting]
686
00:40:56,387 --> 00:40:59,088
[♪♪ singing continues,
indistinct]
687
00:41:07,466 --> 00:41:10,733
♪ war
good god, y'all ♪
688
00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:12,969
♪ what is it good for ♪
689
00:41:13,037 --> 00:41:16,338
Try this, brooke.
It's low-cal.
690
00:41:16,407 --> 00:41:19,175
♪ war
whoa, whoa, lord ♪
691
00:41:19,243 --> 00:41:22,745
♪ what is it good for
absolutely nothing ♪
692
00:41:22,814 --> 00:41:24,814
I hate you, you witch!
693
00:41:33,892 --> 00:41:36,559
[carmen]
Where do you think you're going?
694
00:41:45,069 --> 00:41:46,603
[sharp whistle]
695
00:41:46,671 --> 00:41:49,371
What the hell's
Going on in here?
696
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:53,109
♪ war
good god, y'all ♪
697
00:41:56,948 --> 00:41:59,281
I'm sorry.
You asked us a question?
698
00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:00,349
[principal hall]
Yes.
699
00:42:00,418 --> 00:42:03,552
"How did this begin?"
That was the question.
700
00:42:03,622 --> 00:42:08,391
But with the graphic retelling
Of your stories here,
You ladies,
701
00:42:08,459 --> 00:42:10,126
I think we all know.
702
00:42:10,194 --> 00:42:15,331
Sam and brooke are causing
A divisiveness here at kennedy
703
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,333
That I can no longer tolerate.
704
00:42:17,401 --> 00:42:19,902
We've lost patience, too,
With the entire situation.
705
00:42:19,971 --> 00:42:21,704
Mike and I have been talking...
706
00:42:21,773 --> 00:42:24,574
[mike] And we need
To own our part in this.
707
00:42:24,643 --> 00:42:28,177
This has been a tough period
For you, and we bear more
Than part of the blame.
708
00:42:28,246 --> 00:42:30,547
[both] Yeah.
We've lied.
709
00:42:30,615 --> 00:42:34,684
All of us. And we've all been...
[jane] Dishonest.
710
00:42:34,753 --> 00:42:37,319
But that is gonna change,
Starting right now.
711
00:42:40,559 --> 00:42:44,661
The bigger, higher truth here,
You guys, is jane and I,
712
00:42:44,729 --> 00:42:46,563
We love each other,
713
00:42:46,631 --> 00:42:50,232
And we have a responsibility
To express that in front of you.
714
00:42:50,301 --> 00:42:52,602
Sam, I'm not trying
To replace your father.
715
00:42:52,671 --> 00:42:55,838
[jane] And, brooke, I'm not
Trying to replace your mom.
I just want to be your friend.
716
00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:59,275
Jane and I both feel
That if you two can
Get past this pettiness
717
00:42:59,343 --> 00:43:03,245
And this territorial nonsense,
You could be friends.
718
00:43:03,314 --> 00:43:07,717
Sam, side with me here.
That is never going to happen.
719
00:43:07,786 --> 00:43:09,151
Tell them.
Brooke's right.
720
00:43:09,220 --> 00:43:11,921
We have a firm commitment
To disliking each other.
721
00:43:13,658 --> 00:43:16,993
Okay. We've told you
The truth, so...
722
00:43:17,061 --> 00:43:19,562
Now we're gonna tell you
The consequence.
723
00:43:19,631 --> 00:43:21,530
We're moving in together
Next week.
724
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:23,733
[mike] All of us.
725
00:43:36,848 --> 00:43:40,449
♪ to bend and not to break ♪
726
00:43:40,518 --> 00:43:44,286
♪ chin up, try not to quake ♪
727
00:43:44,355 --> 00:43:47,857
♪ I'm grinning
on the outside ♪
728
00:43:47,926 --> 00:43:51,727
♪ but I'm a wreck internally ♪
729
00:43:53,798 --> 00:43:57,333
♪ ooh, la la la la ♪
730
00:44:01,206 --> 00:44:05,207
♪ ooh, la la la la ♪